NINE WORDS WOMEN USE…
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This
is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This
is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3
for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is
one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman
is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that
is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re
welcome’.. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever : Is a
woman’s way of saying…Go to Hell…
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to
do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.