Dog
Logic
The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
that’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can’t count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
