THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.” This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
“Catatonics and High Colonics”. . .no go.
Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” . . . thumbs down.
Then came “Minds and Behinds” . . . still no good.
Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” . . . unacceptable!
So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” . . . not a chance.
“Nuts and Butts” . . . no way.
“Freaks and Cheeks” . . . still no good.
“Loons and Moons” . . . forget it.
The docs finally came up with “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Odds and Ends.”
Everyone loved it!