Broecker Family

 

I’VE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM MY MISTAKES. . .

I’M THINKING OF MAKING A FEW MORE.

IF I TOLD YOU WHERE THE SELF-HELP SECTION IS . . .

THAT WOULD KIND OF DEFEAT THE PURPOSE, NOW WOULDN’T IT?

I NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS.

Those last two words were unnecessary.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,

… you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,

… you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,

… you would have $0.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,

then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,

… you would have $214.00 today.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

 

 

Someone was telling me that they make ice cubes

out of left-over wine.

This was confusing.

Just what is left-over wine?

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