Bruce/Linda

Penn/Pat

TK/Shari/ME

Tom/Betty

Janet

Kurt/Mary

Happy New Year and all that stuff.  The only suggestion was AP Crafters in the Westport Village Shopping Center.  Can’t remember if WE have been there before.

WHEN:                Thursday, Jan 10^th

TIME:                   6pm

LOCATION:        Westport Rd and Herr Lane

RESERVATIONS:       I will call the restaurant on Tuesday.  If you is a comin let me know.

Bruce/Linda

Kurt/Mary/ME

Kevin/Kimberly/Megan/Jackson

A mature woman gets pulled over for speeding..

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.. 
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not? 
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what? 
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and

calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car

.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn

gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this

car

and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner? 
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk,revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a

driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t

have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and

hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies

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Five Rules For Men To Follow To a Happy Life:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, 

who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you 

laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust 

and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed 

and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women 

do not know each other.*

Seems like we were just together but our November 8^th dinner is not too far away.  Soooooo.

WHERE:             Guaca Mole

LOCATION:        9921 Ormsby Station Road (BEHIND THE MC DONALDS)

DATE:                 Thursday, Nov 8^th

TIME:                   6pm

If you have not been there this is a Mexican Restaurant that does not serve Tacos, Burritos, Chimychungas(sp), etc.  This is upscale Mexican.

PLEASE let me know if you are attending so that the restaurant can save enough room.  This place is not that big.  I will call in the reservations on Monday, Nov 5^th.  After that you are on your own.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside. Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: “California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.”

One week later, a local newspaper in Russell Springs, KY reported the following: “After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Eli, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kentucky had already gone wireless”.

Just makes a person proud to be from Kentucky.

(Only a Kentuckian is proud enough to share this news!)

This is just too funny –
scary how true it is!!!

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it
in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull…

But that’s not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard
to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and
bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.

But here’s the worst of it,

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!

Here are those that have said YES to dinner at River Bend

Bruce/Linda

Kevin/Kimberly/Jackson

Kurt/Mary

TK/ME

Tom/Betty

Janet

Anyone else?  I’ll call in the reservations Monday about noon.

Bruce/Linda
Kevin/Kimberly/Jackson
Kurt/Mary
TK/ME
Tom/Betty
Janet

ANYONE ELSE ???