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The Dallas Solution

The Dallas Solution
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association’s homes. The reason, according to my friend, is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community.

The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald’s, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help there either.

So here’s what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves the “Inner Neighborhood Services” group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and “police” the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious.

They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials “INS” embroidered in gold on the caps.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for.

After the Inner Neighborhood Services group’s first lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the next morning — and haven’t come back yet.

It has been ten days now.

The General Contractor, I’m told, is madder than hell, but can’t say anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens. My friend and his bunch can’t be accused of impersonating federal personnel, because they have the official name of the group recorded in their homeowner association minutes along with a notation about the vote to approve formation of the new subcommittee — and besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans, and according to my friend, the INS said basically, “Have at it!”

SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT TEXAS INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

Reminder: Don’t forget to pay your taxes……. 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you.

No apology for sending this! After hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish – enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation — not even close. I’m NOT sorry if this offends anyone because this is MY COUNTRY – IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP — Please pass this along. Come through like everyone else. APPLY FIRST – Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past — and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

PART OF THE PROBLEM
Think about this: If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone — YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up. No wonder, California is in such financial trouble!

Yep, I passed it on! Calling an illegal alien an ‘undocumented immigrant’ is like calling a drug dealer an ‘unlicensed pharmacist’

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Video Watch This

Hey gang,  take a peek at this video.  COPY and PASTE this youtube video into your browser, it’s great.

http://youtu.be/316AzLYfAzw

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THE EASTER BUNNY & THE BLONDE !!

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. 

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,  pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful   that he begins to cry.  A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.

“I feel terrible,” ! he explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.”


The blonde says,”Don’t worry.”

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead  Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The  Easter Bunny  jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

“What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?”

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read 

the label.
It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)
(You know you’re gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

“Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.”

Happy Easter!!!

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Unhappy Muslims

Unhappy Muslims

I have to admit…this is brilliant…and never heard it put this way…so succinct and to the point…plain and simple.

The Muslims are not happy!

They’re not happy in Gaza .
They’re not happy in Egypt .
They’re not happy in Libya .
They’re not happy in Morocco .
They’re not happy in Iran .
They’re not happy in Iraq .
They’re not happy in Yemen .
They’re not happy in Afghanistan .
They’re not happy in Pakistan .
They’re not happy in Syria .
They’re not happy in Lebanon .

So, where are they happy?

They’re happy in Australia .
They’re happy in England .
They’re happy in France .
They’re happy in Italy .
They’re happy in Germany .
They’re happy in Sweden .
They’re happy in the USA .
They’re happy in Norway .

They’re happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY.

Excuse me, but how dumb can you get? 

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IDS

Greetings Fellow Truth Seekers

Forget Independence Hall in Philly

The new Independence Hall is

Jan Brewer’s office out there in AZ!

Go Jan Go!

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Lord and Lady Broecker

OK, well we have all been lowered now that Lord and Lady Broecker have been with the queen.  Take a peek at this pic and bow down.  We hope they might “grace” us at our next dinner.  But many of us may not be worthy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m so jealous !!!!

But he is my big brother, at least for now.  J

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Kurt Update

Final update…

Dad made it out of surgery (1.5 hours) with a glowing report from the surgeon.  The ball fit right into the socket and he should be better than new in no time.

He will spend another couple of days in the hospital and then off to rehab.  Why, oh why is this song stuck in my head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

Thanks for all your prayers and support,
O’Bryan, et al

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Kurt Update

Update…

They will schedule tomorrows surgeries about 5am tomorrow morning.  Mom will try and get an e-mail out.  If not, she’ll leave me a message and I’ll send one out around 7:30 am.

Dad is still in traction and doesn’t like it.  He’s actually getting a little grumpy 🙂 — I have to add a caveat, Dad grumpy is me on a good day.

The chair they gave Mom lies all the way back (I tried it) so she’s actually getting some sleep except for all the hospital coming and going.

More tomorrow,
O’Bryan

P.S.  I’ll also be posting to FB if you would rather read stuff there.

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Kurt Update

More information.  IF they had identified the broken hip in Cancun, there would be much less damage and problem.  Oh well, we have to deal with what we have now.   Because the blood supply was not reaching the hip socket for 7 days, he is going to have to have a partial hip replacement.   That should last 5 years.  It is much less invasive that a total hip replacement.  They will  have him up walking the day after surgery.  Now to the surgery—he needs to have the blood thinner out of his system.  That should be 72 hours but they want to do this surgery as soon as possible (like yesterday).  We will either be an “add on” today (there are 10 ahead of us) or tomorrow.  So, just in case, he cannot have food.

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Nine Words Women Use

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE…


(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This
is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This
is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3
for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is
one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman
is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that
is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re
welcome’.. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever : Is a
woman’s way of saying…Go to Hell…

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to
do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
 

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